At Colonel Porter’s we host a whole range of inspiring and intriguing events throughout the year in Archie’s Lab, so keep an eye out for what’s on and come join us on an escapade. Tally-ho!

What's on

Colonel’s House

Colonel's House has showcased the talents of renowned DJs and our esteemed resident DJs, including Tony Hutchinson, Adam Fraser, and Mark Hutchinson. Every month, we have been fortunate to host a special cutting-edge guest DJ, bringing a unique flavor to the event.

In the past, we've had the pleasure of welcoming DJs such as Graeme Park, DJ Spen, Soul Dynamic, Angel, Linden C, DJ Pippi, and Greg Wilson, Brandon Block, Ryan MrDermott plus many more. Their performances have added an extraordinary touch to the already incredible atmosphere of Colonel's House.

Colonel Porters will be postponing the decks from spinning on a Saturday night. Follow us on social media for further updates on DJ's and live music schedules.

Live Music Everyday

From acoustic sets to headline DJ’s

Our venue is packed with vintage furnishings and décor designed to inspire the senses, take a leaf out of the Colonel’s book and sink into a Chesterfield, Rhum in hand and enjoy the acoustics in a truly unique surrounding...

Book yourself a class...

Mixology Classes

Learn some of the magic of mixology with our Chief Chemist. He’ll surprise and delight you with some tips on how to make some tremendous concoctions (and you’ll get to sup them too of course).

Master Classes

Discover a world of Rhums and join our crusade. We have approximately 80 Rhums (but who’s counting) and you’ll get to try some while we talk about them. What a delightful way to spend an evening! We do love a good Rhum...

Regular Events

Every Day


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Come along every day for a cornucopia of Live music & Frivolity

Sunday to Friday

2 for £14 Cocktails Sunday to Friday

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2 for £14 on selected Cocktails Sunday to Friday

Sunday to Friday

Summer Fiesta Cocktail

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Valid until the 30th of June.


Rhum Tuesdays

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3x 20ml measures of rum and a 200ml mixer bottle for £15


Margarita Mondays

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Margarita Mondays - 6 flavours of Margarita for £7 each


Open Mic Night

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Open Mic Night has returned. Every Tuesday 7pm - 10pm

Friday 5th July

Howay Hootenanny

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Wine Down Wednesday

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Wine Down Wednesdays - £17 bottles of house wine


Fizz Friday

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Fizz Friday - £18 bottles of Prosecco

Sunday 25th August


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£40 per person - must pre-book

Sunday 25th August

Hed Kandi

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